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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

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monkeysiu:

beta kids’s handles

william-from-england sent: what's homestuck?

askthekittycavetroll:

hellalord:

theonemusicmaniac:

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Homestuck is a webcomic written by Andrew Hussie, featured on a website called MS Paint Adventures. It attracts many followers worldwide due to its video game themes, plot development, and lovable characters. Despite its sci-fi and fantasy nature, many people find Homestuck to be rather relatable.

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It is a story about four kids (John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, and Jade Harley) who all want to play a new video game called SBURB that just came out. Little do they know that not only will the game seal the fate of bringing the apocalypse to earth, but they will also be the heroes put in charge of saving their universe.

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In an alternate universe, twelve alien kids, who call their species “trolls”, experience the same fate as the kids whom you’ve already been introduced to. Finding evidence of success from the human kids’ session, the trolls seize opportunity to communicate with the kids in order for both sessions to save their universes.

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Without trying to give too much of the plot away in case you’re curious to read it, I will say there is a third universe involved. In this universe, the guardians from the kid’s universe are now the children in this universe, and the kids are the adults (basically a swap in age and family role). These kids will also be destined to play SBURB, and they will be destined to meet the kids you were first introduced to.

From an outsider’s perspective, Homestuck appears to be a long story with nothing but confusing wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey issues and the instabilty of all that is space, but if you come around to reading it and appreciate it for its video game-like structure and sarcastic humor, you’ll learn that Homestuck

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is about friendship

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is about family

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is a story about love

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Four kinds of love, to be exact

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Including themes of forrbidden love

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… and it’s about loss.

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It’s a story of self-doubt

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It is a story about reevaluating your life decisions

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and suffering the consequences of your decisions

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It’s about the fear of living in someone’s shadow

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It’s about gaining confidence so that you may someday fly

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It’s about helping everyone out no matter how people view your actions

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It is about recognizing the intelligence and beauty in the person whom you care most about, regardless of gender

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It’s a story of betrayal

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It’s about coping with apathy and bipolarity

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It’s about maintaining your strength while staying true to your heart

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It’s about self-esteem issues

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And it’s about acknowledging that, no matter where you’re from, everyone is equal.

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It’s is about how we, as people, must work as one despite our cultural upbringings and differences so that we can work together and make the most out of the life we are living.

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So we have to work together and stay positive

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No matter what trouble lies ahead

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… no seriously there’s a lot of trouble that lies ahead I am not even joking here

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i am not even fricken kidding man do u think i look like i am kidding 

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it gets INTENSE

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So whether you suffer from alcohol abuse or depression or any other personal problems, or if you ever feel like you are alone in this world

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Homestuck is an adventure.

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An adventure worth celebrating.

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So I invite you all to have a taste

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Of justice

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Of exciting news, and of course

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And constructed together, you have the incredible tale

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of a webcomic called

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If you would like to begin reading Homestuck, click here

To support the original artists/musicians, you can purchase Homestuck music here

If you’d rather watch the adventure instead of read it, Homestuck is featured on YouTube here

Thank you, and Happy Homestucking!

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This is so fucking amazing I wish everyone could see it.

((THEY DID THE IMPOSSIBLE I REPEAT THEY DID THE IMPOSSIBLE))

ho-ho-my-lad:

brobecks:

i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

cyclonias:

theivorytowercrumbles:

The only coming out plot I’d accept in RWBY is Weiss telling RBYJNPR that she’s gay and everyone being like ‘um okay’ and then Weiss is mad because she had an entire speech planned out, how dare everyone be this accepting and calm.

she had the counter arguments for everyone’s shock over her confession planned meticulously and instead of letting her shine Ruby is telling her how proud she is that Weiss came out to her teammates how dare she!!!!

Anonymous sent: will you be attending nycc this year? :0

I’m afraid not :( I don’t have the money and honestly I didn’t have that much fun last year :/I feel like I’m seriously failing as a cosplayer.

wonsab:

inspired by

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

mr-5k:

taylorgoesmoo33333:

midsr4kids:

These are dope

Okay, so I am kinda in awe over these. 

There needs to be more.

this is the wackest shit ive ever seen tbh

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kidanedakh:

Disney + text posts

2,274,753 plays

rhapsody-in-blues:

rockerfox999:

kevinburnsred:

nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

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I’m totally serious when I say I absolutely love this I’ve listened to it like twelve times now it’s fantastic 10/10

How Far We've Come - Homestuck | 177,577 plays

kyleehenke:

aki-ran:

How Far We’ve Come - A Homestuck Tribute

Original: How Far We’ve Come by Matchbox 20

Tindeck | Youtube (coming soon!)

After 4 months of labor, we present to you our Homestuck tribute for 4/13! Thanks to everyone for their hard work and cooperation in this project—it was a huge effort to put together and it sounds like everything I would have dreamed it to be! I hope you guys enjoy it, because Homestuck has come a long way and I’m happy to be a part of its community. Cal also took 10 years off his life mixing this, so I think he needs a little love.

| Lyrics/Cover Art☆Akiran | Mixing☆Cal |
| Karkat☆Case | John☆Nic | Rose☆Kira | Dave☆R.J. | Jade☆Muta | Vriska☆Emmi | Kanaya☆Kitsubasa | Terezi☆Afina | Sollux☆Case | Eridan☆Luke | Feferi☆Shiroko | Gamzee☆Tyler | Tavros☆Tyler | Aradia☆Seraphinu | Equius☆Lunarch | Nepeta☆Lexi | Dirk☆Cal | Roxy☆Emmi | Jake☆Trick | Jane☆Akiran |

Lyrics:

KARKAT: Greetings, worthless human!

JOHN: Start the game, counting down til the end of the world.
ROSE: Building up to get him in; I need to write it all down.
JOHN: Gotta move, the meteors are heading straight for the house.
DAVE: It’s just so stupid that this game is really not worth the try.
ROSE: Dave, shut up, and maybe finally we’ll get out alive.
DAVE: Strifing battles, here’s your bottle, now I’ve gotta wait out this egg in time.

JADE: I can see our game will really need a spark,
JADE: The world, destroyed, take a shot into the dark,
BETAS: Let’s see how far we’ve come!
BETAS: Let’s see how far we’ve come!

VRISKA: Well I believe, with help, you’ll be a great kid.
KANAYA: If not, don’t go if the Furthest Ring bids.
TEREZI: Let’s see the stocks to trade!
KARKAT: Let’s guess the passwords made!

KARKAT: I think I heard a distant honk; fuck, I don’t really know.
SOLLUX: But everything is now okay, wow, where’d my sight go?
ERIDAN: There’s no hope left and we’ve gotta join Jack Noir.
FEFERI: I won’t tolerate and I can’t excuse you!
KANAYA: Took a chainsaw to flesh; I’m really out for blood.
GAMZEE: Motherfucking world is rotting and I’ll strike it with clubs.
TEREZI: Say a goodbye because I’m on my way to find and kill you!

TAVROS: I believe I need to show them who is boss!
ARADIA: Let’s go rejoice, paths have finally crossed.
TROLLS: Let’s see how far we’ve come!
TROLLS: Let’s see how far we’ve come!

EQUIUS: Stay, no matter what, in the vents until the end.
NEPETA: I won’t! I can’t! I will never just pretend!
TROLLS: Some lives were cruelly lost,
TROLLS: But reunite our cause.

DIRK: And they scrapped, scratched, it was all reset.
ROXY: It was another game to play for us to hack it again.
JAKE: And we were fools, used just to turn on ourselves.
JANE: Now it’s overly sweet, and time will never just tell.

DIRK: Timelines mix, match, intersect on a whim.
ROXY: Hold us hostage ‘cause you never wanted us to all win
JAKE: But we fight back, you’ll never keep us down
JANE: And when we pull all it through, we’ll be keeping that crown.

JANE+JAKE: We will see this all to the very bloody end
DIRK+ROXY: We’ll stay alive and we’ll fight for all our friends
ALPHAS: Let’s see how far we’ve come!
Let’s see how far we’ve come!

JANE+ROXY: We’ll win this game, you’ll see, determination is the key
JAKE+DIRK: Our hopes, our hearts, and every one of our dreams
ALPHAS: Let’s see how far we’ve come!
Let’s see how far we’ve come!

BETA KIDS: Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ll go
TROLLS: Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ll go
ALPHAS KIDS: Let’s see how far we’ve come
Let’s see how far we’ll go
ALL: Let’s see how far we’ve come

JOHN: You have a feeling it’s going to be a long day.

wow it’s been a while since there’s been a really good homestuck fansong!! I love this :D

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strongyu:

HOW ABOUT KING JACK FROST LET IT GO WITH ROCK VERSION

I’m COMPLETELY love it!

fraidyfangs:

every time someone uses the phrase “opposite gender” i’m reminded of little kids believing that dogs are the opposite of cats

Okay. But Boys and Girls are opposites. They are the two opposing sides of a wide spectrum of genders and gender identities, AND there are really only two biological genders (your sex) and that is male and female. They are literally opposites.

Not to mention, they are both two sides of the same species. Dogs and Cats aren’t of the same genus so this example doesn’t even make sense. That’s like saying Boys and Girls and everything in between are completely different species, which is ridiculous and close minded. 

So before you start freaking out with your equality rant and yelling “Stop the Binary bullshit!”, realize that I’m not saying there are only two genders, I’m saying the two are opposites biologically and reverse side of the HUGE gender spectrum. They are the base of everything else because of what you’re born with. 

If you would like to inform yourself more on what I am trying to say or you just want to avoid sounding as simple and vapid as you do, check out this website ( The Gender Spectrum ). 

(Source: gutcolour)